21 posts tagged “funny”
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint ...
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, ' Hey Koala! What are you doing? ' ..
The koala said, ' Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
' What's the matter with you? '
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the jungle, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
' Hey you! '
The koala looked down at him and said ..
Show us the comic strip you read most often.
Far Side, hands down
i've spit coffee all over my newspaper or monitor, which ever it might be at the time, on numerous occasions ..
i think these first 2 have to be some of my all time favorites :
the rest, of course, are great, but those 2 i really like alot ..
here's more ... but first, put that coffee down =p
... i've even converted hubby ..
when it comes to hockey, we agree .. we're both red wing fans
.. anywho ..
... this is something i heard about on the radio this morning while i was in the shower ..
.. so i kinda got a kick outta this ...
so i come across this funny pic in kat's vox ..
there was more where that one came from .. here's a couple i especially liked ...
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A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, then told him, "Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me."
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes she did."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
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