10 posts tagged “humor”

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint ...

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, ' Hey Koala! What are you doing? ' ..

The koala said, ' Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,

' What's the matter with you? '

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the jungle, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

' Hey you! '

 
The koala looked down at him and said ..

' Shiiiiiiiiiiit,dude.....How much water did you drink?!! '

Show us the comic strip you read most often.

Far Side, hands down

i've spit coffee all over my newspaper or monitor, which ever it might be at the time, on numerous occasions ..
i think these first 2 have to be some of my all time favorites :

the rest, of course, are great, but those 2 i really like alot ..
here's more ... but first, put that coffee down   =p

so i come across this funny pic in kat's vox ..
there was more where that one came from .. here's a couple i especially liked ...

does anyone else remember the old saturday morning cartoons and those educational shorts they would play ? i found one by accident .. then i came across a family guy version of it .. check 'em out

                                                                   here's the original one

                                                  and then here's the family guy version of it

                                             oh how i loved and miss those toons .. ** sigh **

stolen from and thanks to *_Fabulous_* for this hysterical south park studio link where i created this silly image of myself if i were a south park resident

DAMNITOL: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours

EMPTYNESTROGEN: Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out

ST. MOMMA'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days

PEPTOBIMBO: Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception

DUMEROL: When taken with PeptoBimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks

FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers

MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to suck lethal lines as, " You make me want to be a better person."

BUYAGRA: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary,phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators

NAGAMENT: When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth

Stolen from mizzcandimoore

                                I miss these guys & loved all of Mel Brooks' movies so soooo very much 

 

                                                                                RIP